Below the Line

Cory Magic, a poll

By AMBASSADOR JOSE ZAIDE
August 7, 2009, 7:43pm

CEBU, Aug. 7, 2009 — President Gloria Arroyo is keynote speaker at the first Philippine-Russia Business Forum. A strong Russian delegation led by Russian Ambassador Vitay Vorkiev is in Cebu to follow-through the initiatives opened by the President’s visit with the Philippine business delegation in May this year.

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Malacañang says sorry to Aquinos – newsstory. Love is never having to say you’re sorry.

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Malacañang and JBC eyeball-to-eyeball on SC list. Malacañang blinked.

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Palace says no to Cha-Cha. Just stop the music, Ma’m.

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But why do critics insist that PGMA declare she will not run for congress? It’s her human right to run for congress. The Constitution bars her only from a second term as president.

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Nograles: Halting Cha-Cha up to solons. Congress says it represents the people’s will and not the SWS poll. After the yellow multitude which said goodbye to Cory…, think again, Mr. Speaker. Dare you touch the Cory constitution?

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Oops Department! As Cory’s bier left La Salle Greenhills, photo showed the Philippine flag wrong-sided with the red field over the right arm.

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Citing RP resiliency in the wake of a global economic downturn, Moody's upgraded the country’s credit score a notch to Ba3. “Baba ba?”

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Opposition challenged Congressman Mike Arroyo to name the presidential wannabes in their camp who professed that they were criticizing PGMA in public only for political posturing. Chiz Escudero denies asking his ninang Glo for this understanding.

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Archbishop Oscar Cruz collaborated the information that opposition presidential aspirants have sought the endorsement of the Arroyo administration through back channels. He knows of 3 but not the 4th and he “will not name names.” Secret of the confessional.

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Mayor Jojo Binay says that he and Erap are the genuine opposition partners who are not fooled by the various baits of the administration, unlike other pseudo-opposition leaders.

See, the rumor-mongering is beginning to take hold…

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NEDA says gasoline overpriced by P8/liter. But Secretary

Angelo Reyes says LPG price will come R8 in August. Make room in your car trunk for LPG gas tanks!
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Myanmar junta deferred until August the decision on the trial of Mme Aung San Suu Kyi. If found guilty for breaking the rules of her detention, Myanmar’s “Cory” could be sentenced 5 years. Counting the 6 years that she was under house arrest, she should be entitled to a rebate.

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Bill Clinton returned from Pyongyang after securing from North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Il the release of US journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee. On the part of USA, no recognition, no official negotiation.

See the advantage of an ex-President and current hubby of State Secretary Hillary as private citizen?

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Fearless forecast: Northern Luzon Command (Nolcom) spokesman Lt. Col. Rosendo said PGMA is on track in crushing NPA in 2010. So long as they stay visible on the road, you’ll steamroller run them over, Sir!

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Coach Yeng Guiao prescribes a modified offense, strict midnight curfew and a non family in the hotel policy for a desperate Powerade Team Pilipinas. That was house arrest. Inmates have it better with conjugal visits!

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