Once upon a time, or maybe just recently, say 2009, a hunky actor ached to release sexual tension while away on an island known for grass skirts.

Escaping the confines of his hotel, Romeo went around looking for girls plying the sex trade. Finding one---a very sexy and beautiful girl in her twenties---he brought her to his room for her 'services.'

He asked her to take a shower first. Then he did the same. So far, so good.

However, our lead star realized after taking a shower that he didn't have a condom with him! 

Not used to having sex with a complete stranger sans condom, yet too horny to leave the hotel to get some “rubber,” the actor was caught between a rock and a hard place---until he channeled MacGyver.

Looking around the bathroom, the actor almost jumped for joy upon seeing…a shower cap.

A shower cap? Yes, a shower cap.

Because he was well-endowed, the shower cap fit perfectly (into his plans---what?!?).

Ah, the things one would do for a quick fix…