(Illustration by Rod Cañalita)

MANILA, Philippines — Anabelle Rama (@anabellerama2) on murder and being called murderer:

“Ako MURDERER? Hahahah! Hoy Kiratzki, di ko sasayangin ang buhay kong very successful, pati mga anak ko at mga talents ko.”

“Kaya ka nagwawala dahil sa pagkainggitera mo! Di mo ako kaya dai.”

“Di ko kayang pumatay ng inahing baboy. Di ko pangarap makulong dahil kinatay ko ang isang abnormal at maruming baboy! Pwe!”

Nadia Montenegro (@nadsmontenegro) on having a bad Twitter Day:

“Im only human. I deserve to have a so-called BAD TWITTER DAY. Hahahaha.. Thanks guys! I appreciate ur kind words. Helps a lot!!”

No need to comment on these Twitter messages. Everything’s all in, right there.