Showbiz Then And Now
MANILA, Philippines — Then: You watch performances of singers on variety shows to catch live numbers of OPM hits played on radio.
Now: You watch hit-less singers perform covers on variety shows.
Then: You line up to catch movies of big stars.
Now: You wait to see on TV their hit-and-miss primetimers.
Then: You buy magazines, collect clippings of your favorite celebrities.
Now: You browse YouTube. If you’re lucky enough and since some stars are stupid enough, sex videos come as a bonus.
Then: You browse channels to see different shows aired about the same time.
Now: You browse channels and still see the same drama plots aired simultaneously.
Then: Ever after’s are done in good taste.
Now: Happy endings must come after a kidnapping climax.
Then: It was Regal vs Viva.
Now: It’s ABS vs GMA.
Then: They were known as movie stars.
Now: They’re all TV personalities.
Then: Radio dictates hit songs.
Now: Hit songs hardly happen.
Then: Titles like Superstar, Star for all Seasons are hard-earned monikers.
Now: Create-your-own title as soon as you show up in your first presscon.
Then: Awards nights are much-awaited credible events.
Now: Blockbuster films win best picture.
Then: Fans suffer heartbreaks when their idols’ marriages end.
Now: Fans are made aware that celebrities were an item only when it’s break-up time.
Then: Child actresses bloom to be fine young women in years.
Now: Their boobs grow overnight.




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